Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken - Chapter 4

Translator’s Corner (Cast: an English Clown and a French Pierrot)

Pierrot: …

Clown: …

Pierrot: …

Clown: Aren’t you going to say anything?

Pierrot: Nope.

Clown: No thoughts at all?

Pierrot: I am just ashamed that I had to change Veldora’s name.

Clown: I see… Yeah, I initially called him the Tempest Dragon Veldora, but then the author decided to use that name… so I changed him to Storm Dragon Veldora. My bad.

Pierrot: Should I tell a joke?

Clown: If it depresses me any more, I’ll die…

Pierrot: … I’ll try my best.

Clown: You shouldn’t!.

Pierrot: A panda walks into a bar. Orders a meal and quietly eats it. When the bartender comes with the check, the panda pulls out a shotgun, shoots the bartender, and prepares to leave the bar. The bartender, on his last breath, screams “Why?!” The panda pulls out a dictionary, points to the entry on pandas, which reads: Panda (n.) – Eats shoots and leaves.

Clown: I pray he reincarnates as a slime.

First Friend

Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken - Chapter 216

Translator Corner

Hey guys, the chapter is on.

I will take a long time to port everything, I'm sorry for the inconvenience orz

Pls read epub/pdf if available or use webarchive

Cheers, 

Guro 

Translator
Guro&YukkuriOniisan
Editor
rN2&SniperIRL

Vs Dagruel Part 5

Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken - Chapter 3

Translator’s Corner (Cast: an English Clown and a French Pierrot)

Clown: I feel like these chapters are getting longer…

Pierrot: Well, the universe is expanding, after all.

Clown: What does that have to do with chapters getting longer?

Pierrot: Well, since time is relative, wouldn’t time be expanding  as well?

Clown: … you know, the typical expectation in our profession is that we are fools. If you talk like that, you will lose customers!

Pierrot: Then what do I do?

Clown: Tell them a stupid joke. That’s what I do to keep up the image!

Pierrot: Alright… what do you call that pink goo between an elephant’s toes?

Clown: … cotton candy?

Pierrot: Slow clowns.

Clown: …

First Conversation

Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken - Chapter 2

Translator’s Corner

(Cast: an English Clown and a French Pierrot)

Clown: Why the long face Pierrot?

Pierrot: I am not a horse.

Clown: That’s not how the joke works…

Pierrot: Did it get fired?

Clown: The human cannonball did.

Pierrot: I thought I didn’t see him around… this circus is getting smaller by the day.

Clown: Blame it on economy.

Pierrot: Is that going to be your excuse when you’re unemployed and still translating things for fun?

Clown: Huh?

Pierrot: Nothing. So, let’s hear this chapter’s joke.

Clown: Oh, right. Why did the clown go to the doctor? … Cause he was feeling a little funny!

Pierrot: …

First Contact

Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken - Chapter 1

Translator corner

(Cast: An English Clown and a French Pierrot) 

Clown: You are depressed again, Pierrot.

Pierrot: Such is my face. But I must admit, there is a point I find most disagreeable.

Clown: What exactly?

Pierrot: The way I cannot tell Japanese words and onomatopoeia from English ones.

Clown: I see, I see. In that case, I will italicize all Japanese onomatopoeia and romaji words from now on.

Pierrot: Please do.

Clown: But speaking of translating, I feel that the previous chapter post was far too boring this way.

Pierrot: How exactly?

Clown: Just typing a translation without a hint of individuality! Passion!

Pierrot: Well, Satoru-dono did just pass on, after all.

Clown: Rather than passing on, he passed over… and not pass on, passion!

Pierrot: Oh. In that case, tell them a joke.

Clown: Very well. Which circus performer can see in the dark? … the Acro-bat!

Pierrot: Speaking of the dark

Let’s Find Out What I Can Do

Prologue, Death ~and Reincarnation~

Guro Corner

As Clown's site is down/deleted (dunno), I will try to port all chapters into this blog.

I think it will take time to port everything, so please be patient.

I will also do a bit modification for certain terms so it'd be consistent to the future story.

This is the Prologue-desu....

P.S. I will try to save Clown's story too~

Yours Truly, 

Guro

Translator

Clown

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Death ~and Reincarnation~