Guro Corner
As Clown's site is down/deleted (dunno), I will try to port all chapters into this blog.
I think it will take time to port everything, so please be patient.
I will also do a bit modification for certain terms so it'd be consistent to the future story.
This is the Prologue-desu....
P.S. I will try to save Clown's story too~
Yours Truly,
Guro
Translator
Clown
Other Stuff
Guro
A life so
normal that nothing can be said about it.
After leaving
college, I joined a major general contractor firm and am living alone now at
the age of 37. Having no girlfriend.
Filial duty left to
my older brother, my life is essentially that of an independent, single
noble.
Neither short of
height, or wanting of a good face. Yet unpopular. I have tried exhorting
effort into finding a girlfriend – and have confessed thrice! – but after being
dumped, my heart is left shattered. Well, having reached this age, I can
honestly say that this romance thing is naught but troublesome.
And although you
could say that I am mostly busy with work, it’s not like I am troubled by not
having one.
It’s not like
I am making excuses… really.
「Senpai! Sorry for keeping you waiting!」
With a
cheerful smile the young man approaches me. And, by his side–a beauty.
More specifically, the young man, Tamura, is a junior at the same company I work at; the one by his side is our company’s renowned Madonna, the receptionist Sawatari-san.
Yep, I have been asked by these guys to offer consultation on their upcoming marriage.
More specifically, the young man, Tamura, is a junior at the same company I work at; the one by his side is our company’s renowned Madonna, the receptionist Sawatari-san.
Yep, I have been asked by these guys to offer consultation on their upcoming marriage.
And by the
way, this is the reason why I started wondering about my own unpopularity.
The after-work rendezvous was held at an intersection, and there the two hoped to indulge my thoughtfulness and support.
The after-work rendezvous was held at an intersection, and there the two hoped to indulge my thoughtfulness and support.
「Yeah.
So, what kind of advice are you looking for?」
I ask while
greeting Sawatari-san.
「Hello,
pleased to meet you. My name is Sawatari Miho. Although we have seen each other before, this would be the
first time we are speaking, right? Makes me nervous, somehow. 」
The nervous
one is me, damn it! I mean, I am not that good with speaking
to girls in the first place. Cut me some slack! With such words, I silently
complain to myself.
And in the first place, with no apparent love experience, what kind of
advice can I even offer? Aren’t you all just poking fun at me! It’s spite,
isn’t it.
to girls in the first place. Cut me some slack! With such words, I silently
complain to myself.
And in the first place, with no apparent love experience, what kind of
advice can I even offer? Aren’t you all just poking fun at me! It’s spite,
isn’t it.
「Hello.
I am Mikami Satoru. No need to be nervous or anything.
Sawatari-san
is famous with us, so I know who you are even without the introduction. About
Tamura–we went to the same University, you know, so we’ve had lots to talk
about. After which we naturally hung out a bit.」
「What’s this about being famous? Are there weird rumors floating
about?」
「Yeah. Like having had an affair with Chief X, or going on dates with Ykun–things like that.」
「What’s this about being famous? Are there weird rumors floating
about?」
「Yeah. Like having had an affair with Chief X, or going on dates with Ykun–things like that.」
It was all
just teasing, of course. And although I intended these to be just some light jokes, Sawatari-san’s face turned
bright red and she looked at me with watery eyes. Hate to admit it, but
she looked adorable.
Well, my jokes lack both delicacy or tact, and I am often told to keep my mouth shut… but I end up saying them anyways.
Yep, failed again, huh? Yep, I am just bad with women.
And as if on cue, in steps Tamura, lightly tapping her shoulders.
Damn it, Tamura you bastard! It’s these situations where you riajuu[1] should just all explode! I should shout this, right?
Well, my jokes lack both delicacy or tact, and I am often told to keep my mouth shut… but I end up saying them anyways.
Yep, failed again, huh? Yep, I am just bad with women.
And as if on cue, in steps Tamura, lightly tapping her shoulders.
Damn it, Tamura you bastard! It’s these situations where you riajuu[1] should just all explode! I should shout this, right?
「Senpai,
please leave it at that! And, Miho, you are just being teased!」
With a laugh Tamura continues mediating the situation. Aren’t you dandy,
junior!
Bright, cheerful, and without a hint of sarcasm. Isn’t he a lovable guy…
Tamura’s only 28. And although we are so many years apart, we’ve got something in common. Well, nothing to do I guess but to give them my blessing…」
「My bad. I’m just not that good with women. And, well, the location doesn’t help much, does it? Let’s get something to eat and talk there.」
With a laugh Tamura continues mediating the situation. Aren’t you dandy,
junior!
Bright, cheerful, and without a hint of sarcasm. Isn’t he a lovable guy…
Tamura’s only 28. And although we are so many years apart, we’ve got something in common. Well, nothing to do I guess but to give them my blessing…」
「My bad. I’m just not that good with women. And, well, the location doesn’t help much, does it? Let’s get something to eat and talk there.」
It’s just
jealousy, after all. And just when I thought so…
「「「Kyaaaaaaaaaa!」」」
Screams.
Confusion.
What? What’s going on?
What? What’s going on?
「Move
it! I’ll kill you!」
Turning to the
sound of the voice, a man brandishing a knife and holding a bag is running towards us.
I hear the scream. I see the man. I see the knife. Where is it pointing? At….
I hear the scream. I see the man. I see the knife. Where is it pointing? At….
「Tamuraaa!」
*Don* I hit
Tamura out of the way.
*Dosu* There’s a burning pain in my back.
*Dosu* There’s a burning pain in my back.
「Tch,
damn hindrance!」
Having shouted
thus, I see the man escaping and turn to make sure Tamura and Sawatari-san are safe.
With a shout that resembled no words, Tamura runs up to me.
Sawatari-san is stunned by the sudden turn of events, but appears without other injury… thank god.
That being that, my back burns. Feelings of pain aside, it just burns.
With a shout that resembled no words, Tamura runs up to me.
Sawatari-san is stunned by the sudden turn of events, but appears without other injury… thank god.
That being that, my back burns. Feelings of pain aside, it just burns.
What’s up with
this? It’s too hot… can’t it let off a bit?
《Confirmed.
Establishing heat resistance. Success》
Could it be… was I stabbed?
Can’t be dying from a stab wound….
《Confirmed.
Establishing pierce resistance. Success. Additionally, establishing physical attack resistance.
Success》
「Senpai… there’s blood coming out… it’s not stopping… its ain’t…」
What’s up with
this loud guy. Feel like his voice was strange just now; well, that much can be expected from Tamura.
But blood? Yeah, that’s clearly leaving. I am human, after all. When stabbed, I bleed!
But pain is unpleasant, isn’t it….
But blood? Yeah, that’s clearly leaving. I am human, after all. When stabbed, I bleed!
But pain is unpleasant, isn’t it….
《Confirmed. Removing perception of pain. Success》
Well… this is bad, right? Pain and impatience are muddling my senses.
「Ta…
Tamura… you are damn loud. It… is not that big of deal, right?
Stop worrying…」
「Senpai… the blood… you keep…」
「Senpai… the blood… you keep…」
His face is pale,
on the verge of tears, Tamura continues to hold me.
That’s the face that is the ruin of handsome men.
I tried to
take a look at how Sawatari-san was doing, but my vision is too hazy. Can’t see.
The burning
sensation in my back is gone. Instead, a ferocious cold strikes me.
This could be bad… when people don’t have enough blood, they die, don’t they?
This could be bad… when people don’t have enough blood, they die, don’t they?
《Confirmed. Creating a bloodless body. Success》
(Hey, you, what’s this you’ve been going on about the past few minutes….)
I try to speak, but no words come out. This is bad, maybe I really will die….
But hey, I no
longer feel neither pain nor the burning.
But it’s cold.
So cold, and nothing I can do about it. What’s with this… I am too busy of a man to be freezing in this
cold.
《Confirmed. Establishing cold resistance.
Success.
Additionally,
heat resistance has
successfully evolved into 『Thermal
fluctuation resistance EX』》
At that time,
the dying brain cells of mine, with a flash of inspiration, have remembered the truly important things!
Yes! The contents of my PC hard drive!
Yes! The contents of my PC hard drive!
「Tamuraa!!
If and only if, I say, I die… take care
of my PC.
I beg you… submerge it in water, turn it on, and
completely wipe the data clean…」
Thus I, having
summoned the remainder of my strength, have conveyed the matters of most grave importance.
《Confirmed. Attempting full format of all
information. Error, impossible
due to lack of definition.
due to lack of definition.
Attempting
alternate interpretation. Establishing electricity
resistance. Success. Additionally, paralysis resistance has been acquired»
I don’t know
exactly what Tamura was saying at that moment, while giving me that blank look.
But, I understood the meaning of what was said.
But, I understood the meaning of what was said.
「Haha… that’s so like Senpai…」
He said with a
bitter smile. Who would even want to look at a man’s crying face?
That grin is
so many times better.
「You
know, I… about Sawatari, I wanted to show her off to Senpai…」
Heh, I knew
it.. .this bastard.
「Tch…
jeez. I’ve forgiven all of it, so your girlfriend, make her happy, got it? And take care of my PC…」
The last of my
strength, was only enough to say that much.
Completely
unsatisfied, Mikami Satoru died.
And at that
instant, Mikami Satoru’s “soul” linked with a spawned monster in another world.
Into a dimensional crack so small that no eye could see. His soul linked with a mass of magic essence.
This mass of magic essence was the source that bring forth monsters, and to Mikami Satoru who had linked to it, with his thoughts as the base, the mass constructed him a body.
What is normally is essentially an impossibility with an astronomically small chance of occurrence, Mikami Satoru was reborn as a monster in another world.
Into a dimensional crack so small that no eye could see. His soul linked with a mass of magic essence.
This mass of magic essence was the source that bring forth monsters, and to Mikami Satoru who had linked to it, with his thoughts as the base, the mass constructed him a body.
What is normally is essentially an impossibility with an astronomically small chance of occurrence, Mikami Satoru was reborn as a monster in another world.
A life so normal that nothing can be said about it.
After leaving college, I joined a major general contractor firm and living alone now at the age of 37. Having no girlfriend.
Filial duty left to my older brother, my life is essentially that of an independent, single noble.
Thus, a virgin.
Unbelievable, departing the world without ever been put to use… my ‘son’
must be crying right now.
Sorry, I never could make you into an adult…
When I am reborn, we’ll change things around. Go on the offensive with a
bang. Call them out, and go on devouring spree…. But that’s no good, is
it?
《Confirmed. Unique skill『Predator』has been acquired》
And well, at
almost forty years old, the thirty year old virgin that I am, in a
magical world would certainly be a sage… heck, a great sage wouldn’t be
out of the question, would it?
magical world would certainly be a sage… heck, a great sage wouldn’t be
out of the question, would it?
《Confirmed. Extra skill『Sage』has been acquired.
Additionally,
extra skill『Sage』has successfully evolved into unique skill『Great Sage』》
….Ehh, the hell you’ve been on about? The hell is『Great Sage』! Are you making fun of me?
It isn’t even a bit unique!
I am not laughing here!
So rude..
Thinking that, I went to sleep.
(So this is death, huh… not as lonesome as I thought.)
Those were
Mikami Satoru’s last thoughts before he left this world
[1] A
person with successful/fulfilling life, object of envy also object for
explosion target for Otakus.
Guess it is official, Clown died and never reincarnated.
ReplyDeleteKinda shocked when i want to reread it, poor Clown.
ReplyDeleteMay you rest in peace ~pray~
I hope She'd reply to my mail!
DeleteKinda sad I hope u can bring back clown story back i love those story
DeleteOtaku just means Geek. There are Otakus with fulfilled lives out there, you know.
DeleteAh. I just finished reading the manga up to current TL, and was about to ask about those chapters that are down. Thank you for working hard on getting the earlier chapters of the novel!
ReplyDeleteGuro how far are you with porting Clown's translation onto your site? I ask because I would like to help out with getting Clown's translation back on the live internet.
ReplyDeleteI thin... I think the contents of his PC hard drive is... You know... Hehe, porn?
ReplyDeleteSpecifcally, ELF porn.
DeleteIs he related to Suzuki Satoru?
ReplyDeleteWho's that?
DeleteMC from Overlord
DeleteI doubt it since satoru is the first name and their family name are different
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chapter, this chapter make me laught a loud enough for people around me start looking at me as I look a like a crazy
ReplyDeleteThanks for your efforts with this ๐
ReplyDeleteOhh, so this is what happens hahahaha. I came here from anime. Am late but hey, I have a lot to binge-read hihi.
ReplyDeleteHaha, same. Time to binge-read
DeleteHaha, same. Time to binge-read
ReplyDeleteIs this the WN or the LN?
ReplyDeletewhats the difference bet ln and wn?
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